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Here Is A Quick Cure For Funny Workout Quotes

Published on : February 12, 2021 // Updated on : February 12, 2021 //  by Ciara

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It’s “game time”, aka time to hit the gym! Sometimes gym time is proceeded by a surge of motivation, while other times laying and watching Netflix on the couch is more the vibe. Luckily, whenever you need some fitness motivation to get you pumped for the gym, there’s funny workout quotes to get you excited about muscle gains, booty sculpting, hitting that alarm clock and getting out of bed.

On the other hand, if trying a new workout routine gives you extra motivation to get moving, do that! I find whenever I combine the two, trying a new at-home workout and reading funny workout quotes, my body and mind are 5 times more ready to get moving in the morning.

From increasing repetitions and upping weights for sculpting that booty to vinyasa yoga flows, power yoga, kickboxing, or going for a run with a friend, there’s always new ways to find motivation to workout. However, if you’re craving a slower workout, consider some deep stretches or going on a long walk.

Whatever you do, don’t stop moving toward your fitness goal!

Then, add some funny workout quotes, wellness quotes or motivational gym quotes to your workout routine to keep you inspired. Grab that pre-workout snack, fill up your shaker with protein powder, put on that new gym outfit and get ready to work your body.

Below are some the best funny fitness captions. Share them with your workout buddies, family members or use them on Instagram after your sweat-sesh.

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The best funny workout quotes

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“You make my knees weak. Just kidding. Yesterday was leg day.”— Unknown

“Sweat is your fat crying.”— Unknown

“I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.” — Marsha Doble

“You don’t get the ass you want by sitting on it.” — Unknown

“Gym Rule #1: If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most.” — Jason Love

“I’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear…” — Unknown

“The most annoying are those people in exceptionally good shape at the gym. I’m like ‘What are you doing here? You’re done.” — Jim Gaffigan

“I’m only here so I can eat more later.” — Unknown

“Squats? You mean push the Earth down with my legs.” — Unknown

My laundry hamper: “95% gym clothes, 5% everything else.” — Unknown

“I only work out because I really, really like donuts.”— Unknown

“Unless you puke, faint, or die, keep going!” — Jillian Michaels

“I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.” — Unknown

“Hi baby abs!! I see you!!! I hope to meet your other ab friends soon (yes, I’m talking to my muscles. I’ve never met most of them before).”— Khloe Kardashian

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“I’m sweating like a sinner at church.” — Unknown

“Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that’s why I think of jogging everyday.” — Unknown

“Cardio? Is that Spanish?” — Unknown

“My muscles are hungover.” — Unknown

“Does running late count as cardio?” — Unknown

“I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.” — Unknown

“When people ask me if I exercise I tell them I do crunches every day – especially Captain Crunch and Nestle Crunch” — Unknown

“I wear black when I work out cause it’s a funeral for my fat.” — Unknown

“Already planning what I’m going to eat after this.” — Unknown

“Run as if your phone’s remaining battery life is 1%.” — Unknown

“Good things come to those who sweat.” — Unknown

“If you think about it, waffles are just pancakes with abs.” — Milton Berle

“My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.” — Milton Berle

“Body type: Works out but definitely likes donuts.” — Unknown

“In a committed relationship with my yoga practice.” — Unknown

“Muscles are torn in the gym, fed in the kitchen, and built in bed.” — Unknown

“When you feel like dying, do 10 more.” — Unknown

“I promise, I’m a lot nicer than my resting gym face.” — Unknown

“Dear Abs, I will find you and I will reveal you.” — Unknown

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